Fart gun
Liminal space that is literally just someone's room
Car that can't park until it's out of gas
pick fish out of the water and squeeze them
non-binary head (sloppy) clinics
cheese pizza followed up with some delicious cake farts
fuck a sentient rock
cereal with ketamine
edible paint
Throw syko in a tar pit
saw shab in half
millie cyrus bobby brown norton
a-10 strafe on shabs house
Fire an asteroid at Brianna wu
Shoes with foot prints that write boner in comic sans when wet
Marvel movies but cut the fat. Just all cameos
Femcel itchy and boymoder scratchy
rice pringles
circumcision reversal surgery. stackable and repeatable
Fart echo chamber
Buffalo creampie
diaper mandate (get to crinkling!)
Train powered by smell
Quintuple the price of female hygiene products (pads, bleedsticks, pregnancy tests)
alt history where men have to breastfeed babies with their cocks
Prostate massage therapy
worm smoothie sandwich
sneezed into someones nose so we can recycle
Aids needle minefield
Parappa the Cracka
PvP unbirthing rebirthing game
Permanent bandaid
flavored microplastics
waterboarding with piss
Poop reviews
punk cock
Hash browns made of apples
condom glasses
laugh track for when you have sex
Poop attack
Skin grafted over your ass creating an immovable diaper that makes it so you can never poop again
ability to upload own car horns. upload 120dB fart sound effect
Drag and drop all the people in poverty in to one big city that they can live and thrive together
all viewers of this page get the femur breaker
since the colon is a mucus membrane, we should be blowing our asses like our nose and wiping less
shit cigarette
Bong water smoothies
Hotdog water vending machine
Drinking and smoking dog water
if you pee a lil bit in your fuel tank it increases the amount of miles you can drive and it's free
every time you get head your penis dissolves and you have to wait 8 months for it to grow back
Human calander
binky buttplugs for gay babies
Use data mining for horoscopes
Use horoscopes to datamine
Put little malls inside people's houses so the gap can compete with Amazon
ERP (eat rice pudding)
Tinnitus harmonizing
Poop repellent toilet and paper
eBay for heroin
cough drops you have to drop like molly
Jelly dominos
Kill every dog you see for 1 day
Buffalo Hunting Trip
hand sanitizer sandwich
The tub is a second toilet
fart in the tub so it louder
Air drop juuls on African tribes
Pregnant Furry Racing Kart™️
sabotage everything your friends hold dear
plum wine
When the going gets rough: give up
Fart alarm
Asian anal slut porn
japanese man learn english through family guy. thinks all english people talk like they have cutaway jokes
Decapitation medicine
massive earthquake in san francisco killing thousands
Milk based soda
soda stream with piss
Room temperature sour cream
throw a metal bucket down the stairs so it makes a cool sound
three pronged blowjob offensive
waterbeds made of hay and straw
hunger but for water (water-hungry)
Microwave safe copper
China sets made of paper
Wash your dishes in the bathtub
Ring shaped penis
Blue flavored skittles
Fart storage device
Bathroom asmr event
Soaked dream
Pee tests for an IED
Repost old ideas and pretend they're new ones
Vaporize your shorts by farting extremely hard
throat fuck the poggers guy
Use eels trained to eat poop instead of toilet paper, 20 years of free wiping
Rice toilet paper
black hitler
rectal heart monitor
Small 'man caves' should be called boy holes
Family guy iceberg video
Poo flavored yogurt/drink
Water bottles made of ice so as you drink you can take bites out of it
Testicle floatation device
everybody swaps meds. see what happens
Replace the regular saliva gland with a milk producing gland
keyboard that instead of making feminine little clicky noises makes loud thunderous booming sonuds
Prison where everyone is trapped in a giant lego version of themselves instead of regular jail cells
Visit a make-a-wish child that asked for markiplier and do a markiplier impression
Dog poop that smells good and is edible
Sonic the hedgemog
Tubgirl soup
remove your prostate to take bigger shits
Denim joker
Jelq with fish
Drink stomach acid
Chocolate bars that look like poop
Wojack horseman
asshole punching machine
Outlet-to-outlet cable
More ageplay in marvel flicks
Review channel where I dont watch any of the movies i review and make it really obvious to anyone who's seen the movie before by including scenarios that just never happen in the actual movie
rock people with muscles on the inside
Edible hot dogs
Legally bar paul dano from having sex
Ear bud headphones
Edible pokemon cards
Laptop screen and the entire bezel is made of chocolate
The Sounding Fathers
smokable nfts
Close your bank acct and send all the funds to the ukraine relief foundation (my paypal)
burger king mosh pit
Slip creatine into womens drinks
boop that epic doggo right in the hecking sniffer
Brute force algorithm for mandarin
Fart heated blanket
Shirt eating grin
Grippy condoms
what if us gen z girlies went up to Putin with our hello kitty backpacks and lana del ray vinyls (fashioned into girlpower inbued shurikens) and stopped him whilst saying "uhm oomfie it was the nuclear threat for me" i think that would be crazy guys
A big ol poop feast, mountains of poop for all to enjoy
active noise cancelling headphones that are specifically tuned to drown out parents fighting
relaunch the hotwheels and barbie themed PCs
Train cats to open bottles, jars, boxes, etc.
Caijin hotdogs
raging bull spin off: seething cuck
bbw wrestling federation
soyjak nft project, whoever tries to disrupt our profits, we turn into one of the soyjaks we sell. FUD proof.
big pharma tries to make urethral sounding "hip" so they can sell urethral medication
online account insurance, this wont protect your accounts at all but it makes a new twitter if ur main one gets suspended. 200-280$ a month depending on how racist you are
gofundme for my rent everymonth and claim im LGBT
yelp for bathrooms
fleshlight that only activates in school zones
microdosing on rocks to become a goron from zelda
stop drinking seed oils and start drinking olive oils
anti gravity chevy blazer
Hypnotize myself into being a genius
chinese freestyling competition
car that only unlocks after you solve it's three riddles
Passenger side blowjob
Hit shab jn the balls until he throws up
neurodivergent exclusive media
set up a crowdfund for a youtube channel
make the windows 10 cortana assistant become rampant like the real cortana in halo 4
go back to 2006 and invent angry birds
wal mart becomes the new hot place to host weddings
whenever someone says white people have no culture we play vaccine/covid/trump song parodies on a loud speaker
Nostalgia Critic Night
nintendo relaunches the wii u to compete with the steam deck
How about a giant hole everyone can share, fuck, and cum into
Ask people on the street if they can help out with your rent but use it on alchohol instead
Bar codes for each person in society. They're connected to the banks, you're id, your social identity . Everything that's defines you will be integrated into your personalized custom barcode tattoo.
Everyone gets an AI chip implanted in their spine that can only speak to the host and will list useful ideas and reminders throughout the day. It also plays advertising randomly and can override whatever you're doing beforehand. You also require a solar panel installed on the top of your head to power the chip. If it breaks the AI will begin screaming at you.
We split time again like with BC and AD and we start counting backwards again from 5000
Water bricks
VR games but you can only do things that you already do in real life
Advertising campaign in japan to make the japs think peter griffin is based on a real american person and you can actually meet him in rhode island
chicken burgers with blue cheese and fried onions with rye buns
we fill a big lake up with our cum
music with drills
butt reduction surgery
buy ppl ps5 games that dont have a ps5
feast where 50% of our drinks are poisoned at random